LOTF #6 Ralph

These incompetent children are driving me crazy! I try so hard to be the leader but they just won't listen. The littleuns run around flalling their limbs jabbering about some kind of leviathan. It's sheer pandemonium. Sometimes I just don't know what to do.
Since I felt in a waxy, I stood up to the kids mutinously, waiting until they finally got the point. Diffedently the children put away their pride and finally paid attention. I'll tell you, these kids will probably end up eating guano with the ways things are going right now. Thank god that I am here.

LOTF # 2 Ralph

Today all hell broke loose. I walk through the group of kids with a martyred expression on my face. All these kids are hyper focusing on every word that comes out of my mouth. I know how to tell people what to do but not how to do it. I lit the whole forest on fire. All these kids are much too officious, and Piggy. He is getting on my last nerve. He tries so hard to rise to my level. That kid, that kid with the birth mark on his face, the one who was so quiet yet filled with ebullience might just be dead.
I can't keep track of everyone. I need to step up a little bit, really take hold of this situation. While I wait for my daddy to rescue me I really need to control these kids. These errant people will not settle down. Do they want to die? The kid with the birth mark could have been burned alive while the others were capering around the fire. I need to induce these kids to believe that we are being rescued, but i am not too sure myself.