LOTF #6 Ralph

These incompetent children are driving me crazy! I try so hard to be the leader but they just won't listen. The littleuns run around flalling their limbs jabbering about some kind of leviathan. It's sheer pandemonium. Sometimes I just don't know what to do.
Since I felt in a waxy, I stood up to the kids mutinously, waiting until they finally got the point. Diffedently the children put away their pride and finally paid attention. I'll tell you, these kids will probably end up eating guano with the ways things are going right now. Thank god that I am here.